let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
Maureen Johnson: THE RUNAWAY QUEEN IS ON THE... →
maureenjohnsonbooks: Friends, I am excited. As you may know, I have been working on a series called THE BANE CHRONICLES, based on Cassie Clare’s books—specifically, on the adventures of Magnus Bane. My first offering in the series, THE RUNAWAY QUEEN, is NOW OUT. It has everything a story really requires:… BATHTUB MAGNUS ON THE LOOSE!
Having a frog is not really the 24/7 all-the-time-party-time I was anticipating.– Rachel Fershleiser (via david)
I’M ONLY ON PINTEREST BECAUSE I HAVE TO PLAN A BACHELORETTE PARTY.
Just watched Like Crazy - it’s like someone pulled all of my emotions out of their drawers like sweaters and left them strewn about the room.
Are we special or just weird?: Some advice: Try... →
confusedtree: Some advice: Try not to be too hard on yourself. Sometimes love sort of just fades, and it hurts, but it is natural and if you’re honest with yourself about why it happened, it will be okay. Eventually. It’s okay that it isn’t okay right now. Don’t buy steaks if you’re on a budget, buy pot roasts…
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
Today I shoved a huge bookshelf up a flight of stairs by myself, to prove that I have the endurance to make it as an independent lady. Whatever.
So I’m reading this book called “A Parent’s Guide to Preventing Homosexuality” because I couldn’t believe it existed and was actually serious. Turns out it does, and it is, and I swear to you when I read it, all I hear in my head is screaming because of how wrong and awful the ideas in it are.
bees: in the trap
My day just got about 200 times better, and all I did was go downstairs, look at my plants, and make a cup of coffee. =)
No alternative methods indulged in, and my body seems to have come to an agreement with everything. But now I’m afraid of eating anything I have.
In which Jenna considers alternative approaches to...
I feel so nauseous and sick, I’m guessing from something that I ate, that I’m seriously considering getting drunk so that I can throw up. Which is indicative of the ninth level of hell that my stomach feels like. Also, when you feel incredibly nauseous, Adventure Time is the most disgusting show to watch.
If I reblogged everything with the commentary that goes on in my head: “Oh, someone reblogged a picture of a sweater.” “What a cool chair.” “Gah that cat is so adorable” “Mmmm that room.” “Huh the beach.” “what a nice beach picture. I like how all the cars are lined up. It looks easy to drive there.” “Mmm that...
how to pay bills
itsvondell: get bill ?????????? i have to pay the?? money get th money >???? where do i put it